What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.
Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century.
To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.