Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.