I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

Adam and Eve entered the world naked and unashamed - naked and pure-minded. And no descendant of theirs has ever entered it otherwise. All have entered it naked, unashamed, and clean in mind. They entered it modest. They had to acquire immodesty in the soiled mind, there was no other way to get it. ... The convention mis-called "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anyone's whim - anyone's diseased caprice.

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.