Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

The truth hurts, but silence kills.

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

School gets in the way of my learning.

The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.