Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

Compliments make me vain: & when I am vain, I am insolent & overbearing. It is a pity, too, because I love compliments. I love them even when they are not so. My child, I can live on a good compliment two weeks with nothing else to eat.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.