There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine.

Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

Man is the only slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day, he is always some man's slave for wages, and does that man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.

When your watch gets out of order you have choice of two things to do: throw it in the fire or take it to the watch-tinker. The former is the quickest.