It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.