In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare

I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

If we read the words and attitudes of the past through the pompous "wisdom" of the considered moral judgments of the present, we will find nothing but error.

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.