Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases
It is better to support schools than jails.
When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.