Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.

Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

When your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.