What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.
Mark TwainA man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.
Mark TwainAlways obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.
Mark Twain