The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.