What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.