Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
There are no wild animals until man makes them so.
College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.
Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.