If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.