What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.

As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.