It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.