How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

He could charm an audience an hour on a stretch without ever getting rid of an idea.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.