I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

A wanton waste of projectiles.

There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.