A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

Experience comes from bad judgment.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.