I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

When in doubt tell the truth.

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.