In love, you pay as you leave.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

When we think of friends, and call their faces out of the shadows, and their voices out of the echoes that faint along the corridors of memory, and do it without knowing why save that we love to do it, we content ourselves that that friendship is a Reality, and not a Fancy--that it is builded upon a rock, and not upon the sands that dissolve away with the ebbing tides and carry their monuments with them.

Life is short, break the rules.