I like criticism, but it must be my way.

In God We Trust. It is the choicest compliment that has ever been paid us, and the most gratifying to our feelings. It is simple, direct, gracefully phrased; it always sounds well - In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.