I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen.
If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.