Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

Love heightens all senses - except the common.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny