It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

The public is the only critic whose judgment is worth anything at all.

Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?