Modesty died when clothes were born.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.