I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

Few of us stand prosperity; another man's I mean.

If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.