Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
When in doubt tell the truth.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.
On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.
Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.