I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.

Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.