It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.

Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?