It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

The best minds will tell you that when a man has begotten a child he is morally bound to tenderly care for it, protect it from hurt, shield it from disease, clothe it, feed it, bear with its waywardness, lay no hand upon it save in kindness and for its own good, and never in any case inflict upon it a wanton cruelty. God's treatment of his earthly children, every day and every night, is the exact opposite of all that, yet those best minds warmly justify these crimes, condone them, excuse them, and indignantly refuse to regard them as crimes at all, when he commits them.