Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

A person who has during all time maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order.

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

Your actions speak so much louder than words.

Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

Of the 417 commandments, only a single one of the 417 has found ministerial obedience; multiply and replenish the earth. To it sinner & saint, scholar & ignoramus, Christian & savage are alike loyal.