India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

Few of us stand prosperity; another man's I mean.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Frankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent.

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.