India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

[I] shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. Indeed, upon second thought, I will not use it then, for it is unchristian, inelegant, and degrading--though to speak truly I do not see how house rent and taxes are going to be discussed worth a cent without it.

Experience comes from bad judgment.