One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark TwainA good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
Mark TwainIrrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.
Mark TwainMoralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil
Mark Twain... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.
Mark Twain