In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.
Mark TwainIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Mark TwainThe cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.
Mark TwainWhen the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.
Mark Twain