In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.