Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.