Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

In the South the war is what A.D. is elsewhere; they date from it.

Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

The ancients stole all our ideas from us.