To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

The solution to our water problems is more rain.