A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.