Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.