You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

There is no accounting for human beings.

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.