Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
When your watch gets out of order you have choice of two things to do: throw it in the fire or take it to the watch-tinker. The former is the quickest.
But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.
Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.
When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.