In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Hunger is the handmaid of genius