In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

It liberates the vandal to travel-you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn, narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced myself that the political opinioins of a nation are of next to no value, in any case, but that what little rag of value they posess is to be found among the old, rather than among the young.

Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.