It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow, which we can relieve and do not, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin then?

I have done more for San Francisco than any of its old residents. Since I left there it has increased in population fully 300,000. I could have done more - I could have gone earlier - it was suggested.

What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must. Who is God, the one and only true? Money is God. Gold and Greenbacks and Stock-father, son, and ghosts of same, three persons in one; These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.