The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

There was no place in the land where the seeker could not find some small budding sign of pity for the slave. No place in all the land but one - the pulpit. It yielded last; it always does. It fought a strong and stubborn fight, and then did what it always does, joined the procession - at the tail end. Slavery fell. The slavery texts in the Bible remained; the practice changed; that was all.