The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my graces like a born beau, and polkaed and schoisched with a step peculiar to myself - and the kangaroo.

Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

The worst thing you can do to a man is to tell him he can have what he wants.