Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Travel is fatal to bigotry.

Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.