Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

If I had more time, I would have written less.