If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter. Genius elevates a man to ineffable speres [sic] far above the vulgar world, & fills his soul with a regal contempt for the gross & sordid things of earth. It is probably on account of this that people who have genius do not pay their board, as a general thing.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.