Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.
Mark TwainIt is the Creatorยดs Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess manยดs chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.
Mark Twain