The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
Mark TwainThere was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.
Mark TwainThe unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.
Mark Twain