It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so'.

God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.