It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Who is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?

Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.