In the small town of Hannibal, Missouri, when I was a boy, everybody was poor, but didn't know it; and everybody was comfortable and did know it.
Mark TwainA newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.
Mark TwainApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark TwainThere are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
Mark Twain