Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.
All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.
Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.
The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.